10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- It's Free To Fold...
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts