10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.