10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.