10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Those eggs smell delicious!