10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris