10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.