10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo