10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Fook the floosh droo!
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)