10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword