10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.