10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "No river, no fish."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."