10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "No river, no fish."
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."