10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Poker is for loners.