10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger