10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss