10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."