10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Poker is for loners.