10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha