10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."