10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.