10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury