10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow