10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)