10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez