10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.