10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.