10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth