10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus