10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels