10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.