10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.