10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- The all-in play works everytime but once.