10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Fold and live to fold again
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---