10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "No river, no fish."
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.