10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?