10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers