10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow