10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.