10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.