10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.