10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• It's Free To Fold...
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."