10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson