10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "No river, no fish."
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Poker is for loners.