10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Poker is for loners.