10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!