10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.