10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.