10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson