10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?