10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Welcome to kicker school